Instead of making New Year's Resolutions or cheesy "highlights" from last year, I have made a list of the hottest girls of 2006. It was going to be a list called "Girls I Thought About the Most While Masturbating in 2006", but since my sister accidentally revealed to me that she reads my LiveJournal, I am no longer comfortable discussing my sexual ( Read more... )

Just now in my head, I made up a list of goals. I would like to pretend like I made up this list 5 years ago, so that I could say "my evil plans are being carried out before my EYEEEEEEEESSSS!!" but this is not the case ( Read more... )

So, I've been really depressed for the past few weeks. I've just been eating old pizza while I lay in the dark, and wasting away into a puddle of nothingness. I would prefer to just die right now, because my heart is so broken into thousands of pieces ( Read more... )

I watched "These Girls" over the weekend. Quite good, and I was pleasantly surprised to recognize the girl from Wonderfalls, another great show that should have lived longer than it did ( Read more... )

I had a Buffy craving. It started out small and subtle, not really exposing itself for what it truly was. I said "Sure, I'll watch an episode, I haven't seen this one in a while." (7x01 for reference ( Read more... )

I just got back from this really kickass club with my friend Eliza. She and I had a really great time, chillin at the club, and dancin together. It was pretty dark and smoky, so it was hard to get a good picture, but here we are, just hangin out and havin a good time, at the club, together:

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